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Lisbon trip (3 days) & Algarve trip (3 days)

We had so much fun in Portugal. Although I didn't saw Diogo in person, I still had fun.
Also, why am I mentioning Doggis if he lives close to Extremadura?* (*sorry dargheese)

WARNING: I was writing this page in the hotel room, so I might have forget what I had done.

Day 1 | Lisbon (August 11th)

It could be possible to drive 5-6 hours in Lisbon with a car if you filled up gas twice or thrice. For my recommendation for this language, Portugal is spoken in portuguese, but you can either speak English or Spanish whenever you want and they will understand you. Sometimes they will speak in english, sometimes people don't understand your accent or your language.

We all woke up at 5 am just to get prepared. We all went to the car at 6 am and left the house. The journey was 6 hours, I was sleeping and everything.
When we reached the border of Portugal, we fucking celebrated. We went to a hotel called "EPIC SANA". For some reason it's called "EPIC" because it's a 5-star hotel. How wouldn't it be epic?
Upon entering the aparthotel an asian man guided us to the hotel room.
We stayed here for a while, but my family and I went to by some groceries. I drifted that god damn shopping cart, am I right? The staff didn't say shit.
After that, we slept for a long while to get back to another walk.

Day 2 | Lisbon (August 12th)

I got lost on a castle? Oh shite.

My family got out of the house to get some groceries. My mother said that they'll be back at 45 minutes. I was staying in the room doing my own shit and of course, i was writing this script.
When my family came back, we went to the car and went on a big walk around Sintra. We went to a castle and suddenly i almost got lost mid-tunnel. I had no signal, there was nothing but tourists and random people. Luckily my family found me.
After a while, my legs were getting tired and we went to a restaurant out doors. There was almost no food that I wanted, but I chose a coke and some chips.
After that, we went to the beach to watch the partial solar eclipse. It was fascinating. You can only see the total S.E. in Madrid, Valencia, Galicia, and some others.

Day 3 | Lisbon (August 13th)

I was getting tired from all that travelling.

We all woke up and we went to a place called "Cascais". It was pretty cool, and we even saw the Torre de Belém, which is a castle in Belen.
And of course, my legs were getting fucking tired, so we went to a chiringuito to get some ice cream. I got a chocolate and strawberry (morango) one. Pretty good! I was really getting fucked from all that travelling and all those monuments that I had to visit. After that we got home and waited until the next day to go to Faro.

Day 4 | Algarve (August 14th)

This hotel looked so much better than Lisbon's, here's why.

We all woke up and went to the car 2 hours later. We went to Algarve (Distrito de Faro) and we went to another hotel called "Torre Verde". There was no guider, unfortunately.
It was pretty cool, and guess what? We were on the 16th floor! (1604) I was alone writing this script and making this video right here!
Although the hotel had only 1 floor (the previous hotel had 2 floors), it was still pretty cool and 100% I would stay here again.
Idk why my family likes visiting different hotels every month or summer, but whatever, I don't mind.

Day 5 | Algarve (August 15th)

The "ruins", ah yeah. Also some good things happen sometimes.

We all woke up and went to the beach. It was pretty cool, but the water was cold, cuz it's on the Atlantic Ocean. I almost got hypothermia, but I was fine. We were chilling and having fun.
Whe we tried to leave, suddenly there was a man who accidently dropped some of his stuff. I was shocked, and guess what?
Suddenly my fucking dad started to interrupt me and said that they misunderstand my shock as laughing.
I was like "Pero tu eres tonto? Como me voy a reír si realmente estaba sorprendido?" and he said "Me da igual, no te rías de la gente". And suddenly I embarrased myself in front of "half" everyone.
"MESSI! MESSI! MESSI!", I shouted softly. My dad ignored it while others looked at me while wearing the portuguese flag in my body.
I actually didn't give a shit, while others were confused. We all came back to the hotel and slept.
Now that everyone had changed their minds...
When we woke up at 19 or 20 pm, we went on a walk around the city and looked for things.
I saw a fucking quadricycle race thingy, and they made me go on it immediately after giving out 3 euros. The race was 10 minutes = 3€.
I tried to drift the quadrike, but failed. Even just by pulling off a side wheelie also failed. Only the front tires skidded to the sides as I "tried" to do some stunts. There were a lot of people in the race track, some people got fucked, and some people was safe.
When my race was over, I went to my apartment and ate dinner, then I finished writing this script (again).

Day 6 | Algarve (August 16th)

Wait, the same thing as Day 5?

We woke up and went to the beach again, the water was the same temperature as yesterday. Still nice, we had lots of fun.
Then, when we slept until 20 pm, we went (again) to another walk around the street, and guess what?
I went on the quadricycle race again.
I was able to do a side wheelie by leaning my body to the right and turning left, but I was scared, and almost fell over like a piece of shit. I can't do a wheelie though. I tried to pull the steering wheel forcefully to myself, but I failed to do a wheelie.
Everyone was fast and some people even got fucked. Accidents happen sometimes, right?
Well, we came back home and I was watching BFB on the LG NanoCell TV they had on the hotel. Previously on the hotel room tour video, I watched FestivalV S1E5, but now it's BFB.

The End of the Portugal

We all came back home and went to Madrid.